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meganlives:

Listen up.

"If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon."

We have finally found Obama’s weakness, folks: things he can’t control. Because despite gas prices being determined by outside factors like supply levels, speculation, summer demand and uncertainty in the Middle East, it feels like the President should be able to lower oil prices just by doing this: (Quoting Donald Trump: “Saudi Arabia said, ‘Uh, let’s raise the price; let’s cut back production… They wanna go in and raise the price of oil because we have nobody in Washington that sits back and says, ‘You’re not gonna raise that fuckin’ price, you understand me?”) Thank you, golden-helmeted noise warrior! I know whenever I yell at a waiter to get my steak right or I’ll punch him in the face, it always comes back delicious, and certainly more moist!

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

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stfuconservatives:

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OH SNAP I love that response. “Saying Obama doesn’t deserve credit because he didn’t fire the bullet is like saying Osama wasn’t responsible because he didn’t fly the plane.” Boosh.

Hell. yes.

stfuconservatives:

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OH SNAP I love that response. “Saying Obama doesn’t deserve credit because he didn’t fire the bullet is like saying Osama wasn’t responsible because he didn’t fly the plane.” Boosh.

Hell. yes.

mcflynnthm:

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mohandasgandhi:

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brooklynmutt:

Obama’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech - WaPo

WATCH IT.

SWAG

I’m dead.  It’s nice having a president who’s intentionally funny unlike the last guy….

Well done, sir.

Ok I couldn’t get the whole thing to load but just The Lion king part alone is worth a reblog I lollerskated so hard.

Totally saw the Lion King part coming, but that didn’t make it any less funny.

This man is my president.

Watching the look on Trump’s face brought this video to a new level.

Holy crap! This is just too good :D

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Presidential Proclamation--National Equal Pay Day | The White House

Generations of women have fought for the advancement of their sisters, daughters, and themselves in acts of great courage — reaching for and winning the right to vote, breaking barriers in America’s universities and boardrooms, and flooding the modern workforce with skilled talent. While our Nation has come far, obstacles continue to exist for working women, who still earn less on average than working men. Each year, National Equal Pay Day reflects how far into the current year women must work to match what men earned in the previous year. On National Equal Pay Day, we rededicate ourselves to carrying forward the fight for true economic equality for all, regardless of gender.

When the Equal Pay Act was signed into law in 1963, women earned 59 cents for every dollar earned by men. Though women today are more likely than men to attend and graduate from college, women still earn an average of only about 77 cents for every dollar a man earns. Even when accounting for factors such as experience, education, industry, and hours, this wage gap persists. Over the course of her lifetime, this gap will cost a woman and her family lost wages, reduced pensions, and diminished Social Security benefits. Though we have made great strides, wage discrimination is real and women are still more likely to live in poverty. These inequities remind us to work even harder to close the gaps that still exist.

At a time when families across this country are struggling to make ends meet, National Equal Pay Day reminds us that achieving equal pay for equal work is not just a women’s issue — it is a family issue. In today’s world, women represent both powerful consumers and vital wage earners. Women make up nearly half of the labor force and mothers are the primary or co-breadwinners in two-thirds of families. When women are not paid fairly, the families that depend on their earnings suffer.

That is why one of my first acts as President was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, a law that empowers women who have been discriminated against in their salaries to have their day in court to make it right. I established the National Equal Pay Enforcement Task Force to identify persistent challenges to equal pay enforcement and ensure equal pay laws are vigorously enforced throughout our country. My Administration also published Women in America: Indicators of Social and Economic Well-Being, the first comprehensive Federal report on the status of American women in almost 50 years, which documents that although women have higher graduation rates than men at all academic levels, the wage gap still persists. We are pursuing these efforts because of the simple fact that when women are paid fairly, our whole Nation will benefit.

Achieving equal pay for women is vital to strengthening the future prosperity of our country. For the sake of our daughters and granddaughters, we must renew our commitment to eliminating the barriers women face in the workforce and give both women and men the opportunity to reach greater heights.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim April 12, 2011, as National Equal Pay Day. I call upon all Americans to recognize the full value of women’s skills and their significant contributions to the labor force, acknowledge the injustice of wage discrimination, and join efforts to achieve equal pay.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this eleventh day of April, in the year of our Lord two thousand eleven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-fifth.

                      BARACK OBAMA

Nope. Zero,” the president said to the speaker. Mr. Boehner tried again. “Nope. Zero,” Mr. Obama repeated. “John, this is it.” A long silence followed, said one participant in the meeting. “It was just like an awkward, ‘O.K., well, what do you do now?’

Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I won’t settle for half a loaf. Instead, I will have a muffin made of broken glass.

Stephen Colbert (via jazzyjenn)

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